Smokers don't grow old.
Smokers can't be bitten by a dog.
Smokers cannot be attacked by thieves while sleeping.
Smokers don't grow old because they will die Young due to lung disease, as warned by the ministry of health.Smokers won't be bitten by a dog simply because when their lungs are dead, they have to walk with stick all the time to support movement and dogs fears people with a stick in their hands😆.
Robbers and burglars can’t break into the house of a smoker at night because smokers are always awake coughing hard. 😖